talents include
- um
- i can tell which member of one direction is singing what part in any given song
June 2013
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
- steve carell does not have an emmy for michael scott
- martin sheen does not have an emmy for jed bartlet
- amy poehler does not have an emmy for leslie knope
#i still think awards are stupid., #but they’d be less stupid if they went to the right people.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
“he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
Fuck, this is actually true. I… how did I not know this?
“summer 2013” more like “another fucking summer that I’m obsessed with 1d christ almighty you’d think I’d be over it by now”
