The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Carey Mulligan and Justin Timberlake attend the ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival (May 19, 2013)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*
Public Service Announcement: “rape” is not a synonym for every fucking mundane occurrence you happen to suffer. You were not “raped” by your test. You have not been “raped” when you lose your sports game, and it isn’t “rape” when your best friend tries to hug you.
Maybe take a step back and think about what the hell you’re actually saying before you trivialize something so devastating.
JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

Amy Poehler photographed by Williams & Hirakawa
“The nature of SNL is that it’s so in-the-moment. I feel like I’m going to wake up in August and turn to my wife and say ‘Was I really on SNL?’ It went by so fast.”
Bill Hader on interview with GQ Magazine for the 2013 Comedy Issue, plus the best polos for summer.

