talents include
- um
- i can tell which member of one direction is singing what part in any given song
“summer 2013” more like “another fucking summer that I’m obsessed with 1d christ almighty you’d think I’d be over it by now”
I don’t even think I’ll love my husband as much as I loved One Direction in summer 2012
harry: hello
liam: we
louis: are
niall: one
zayn: little mix
i’ve never done meth but i was a one direction fan during summer 2012 which honestly may be the same thing
yeah i like one direction just not in public
"new album"
"new merch"
"movie"
"perfume"
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
so 1d’s first album was ‘up all night’ and the 2nd one was ‘take me home’ and im pretty sure the third ones gonna be called ‘tuck me in and let me sleep please weve been working for 3 years straight’
#track one: hot vacation (in the studio haha) #track two: around the world (in ten days) #track three: rock me (to sleep) #track four: gotta be you (i never see anyone else) #track five: we love girls so much all of them all countries #track six: we’re young and we party youth party dance young oh god i’m so tired #track seven: ode to red bull (louis’s song) #track eight: crying for you – or because of traffic idk i’ve been awake for a month #bonus track: deleting my twitter ft ed sheeran
*worries aggressively about the health and well being of multi-millionaire boy band members*
