[knocks on your window] [presses face against the glass] i heard you were talking shit about niall horan on the internet
If I ever meet niall I’ll be scared to take a picture with him bc he only smiles when the girl is hot and I don’t want that kind of rejection
#sometimes i want to blow you #other times i want to blow you #needless to say i’m exhausted

Makin’ them drool down their chiney chin chins
niall actually looks like he doesn’t know where he is half the time
but he’s really happy to be there
niall horan or drunk teenage white girl

